Santa Speaking English in His Job Interview

Interviewer: Let me check ur english, tell me d opposite of good.?
Santa: Bad.

Interviewer: Come?
Santa: Go.

Interviewer: Ugly?
Santa: Pichhlli.

Interviewer: PICHLLI?
Santa: UGLY.

Interviewer: Shut Up.
Santa: Keep talking.

Interviewer: Ok, now stop all dis.
Santa: Ok, now carry on all dis.

Interviewer: Abey, chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaa.
Santa: Abey bolta ja..bolta ja..bolta ja.

Interviewer: Arey, yaar.
Santa: Arey dushman.

Interviewer: Get Out.
Santa: Come In.

Interviewer: Oh my God.
Santa: Oh, my devil.

Interviewer: shhhhhhh
Santa: Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Interviewer: mere bap chup hoja
Santa: mere bete bolta reh

Interviewer: U are rejected.
Santa: I m selected........!!!!