Ladka Ladki Aur FoolWala Funny Whatsapp Joke

Ek ladke ki girlfriend ka birthday tha
Vo city se bahar tha isliye usne uske liye 24 gulab ke phool book kardiye
Usne apni gf ko phone per kaha....mene tumhare liye utne hi rose ke flowers bheje h jitne years ki tum aaj ho gayi ho...
             

Udhr phoolwale ne socha - in bhai sahab ne pehli bar meri shop se order kiya h 10 phool jyada dunga to agli bar bhi yahi aayenge. ....and usne 24 ki jagah 34 flowers bhijwadiye
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ladka BECHARA aaj tak nhi samajh paya ki akhir uska breakup kyu hua :D:D:D

Whatsapp Riddle - Guess the Name of the Indian Sates and Cities

Solve this. There are a few Indian States and Cities......guess and name them
1-  Face
2-  Unmarried Girl
3- No Zip
4- Go and Come
5-  Answer State
6-  Green Gate
7-  Kings Coat
8-  Snake land
9-  Make Juice
10-Mr. City
11-rhythm of eyes
12-elephants night
13-large state
14-mummy's maid
15-do acting

      Genius people dimaag lagao.........

Example
1- Surat

Aaj Ka Gyan Message for Facebook and Whatsapp

Aaj ka gyan no 1:

Agar koi hume accha lagta hai to accha wo nahi hum hai...

Aur agar koi hume bura lagta hai to bura wahi hai Qki hum to acche hai na...

Aaj ka gyan no 2:

Zindagi se koi cheez maango to aise maango jaise tumhare baap ki thi.

Aur nahi mili to kaunsi tumhare baap ki thi.

Aaj ka gyan no 3:

Agar koi apko dekh kar darwaza band kar deta hai to yaad rakho...

Kundi dono taraf se hoti hai aap bhi bahar se band karke bhaag jao...

The Boss and Junior Employee BMW Whatsapp Joke

Read and share Whatsapp funny jokes with your Whatsapp friends:

The boss got out of a BMW 7 series and a junior employee remarked " wow Boss, That's Great"
The boss said "If U also work hard, be Punctual, put in more hours of work in the Weekends, take fewer Holidays,achieve your targets..
I will be able to buy an even better car next year"
:p :p :p :p :p
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What is Life Whatsapp Mesaage Latest

W h a t s  L i f e ?

Kabhi Khud Ko
Phone Laga K Dekho ..
Engage Tone Sunai Degi.

Duniya Se Milne Me
Sab Mast Hai,
Aur ..
Khud Se Milne Ki
Sari Lines Vyast Hai.

T h a t s  L i f e.
Enjoy  

Wife Husband Karwachouth Funny Joke

Karwachouth Funny Joke

Wife said during Karwachouth : chota mota hi sahi, par gold ka kuch la do.......

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Husband
"Ye le Choti gold flake"
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Teasing Wife Messages

कल पत्नी का दिन है।
हमेशा अपनी पत्नी को प्यार करो।
पत्नी के बिना ज़िन्दगी नहीं।

हैप्पी वाइफ डे

पूरी रामायण बीवियों की कहानी है

लक्ष्मन अपनी बीवी को घर पे छोड़ कर चला गया

रावण दुसरे की उठा के फस गया

सुग्रीव ने राम का साथ इसलिये दिया क्योंकि उसे अपनी बीवी बाली से वापिस चाहिये थी

हनुमान की अपनी थी ही नहीं मगर दुसरे की ढूँढने के चक्कर में लंका जला डाली

राम को अपनी वापिस चाहिये थी तो उसे 10 दिन तक युद्ध करना पड़ा और एंड में क्या हुआ ???

जिस बीवी के कारण इतनी रामायण हुई वो तो अंडरग्राउंड हो गयी

अभी सोचो इतना झमेला हुआ क्यों ?

क्योंकि दशरथ की 3 बीवियां थी

मोरल:-पुराने ज़माने से ही बीवी की मगजमारी चली आ रही है.जब भगवान् ही बीवी से नहीं बच सके तो आप तो आखिर इंसान हो.... कुदरत ने औरत को हसीन बनाया
:
ख़ूबसूरती दी
:
चाँद सा चेहरा दिया
:
हिरनी सीआँखें
:मोरनी जैसीचाल
:रेशम से बाल
:
कोयल जैसी मीठी आवाज़ दी
:
फूल सी मासूमियत दी
:
गुलाब से होंठ
:
शेहेद सीमिठास दी
:
प्यार भरादिल दिया
:
और
फिर
?
?
?
फिर क्या हुआ जानते हो ???
एक जुबान दी
और
सबसत्यानाश हो गया
:
हर वक़्त
टर
टरv
टर......

भेजो इसे हर पति को

जिनकी शादी नहीं हुयी...जीलो।
जिनकी शादी हो गयी...झेलो।
Happy biwi day message

Fifa Fever Whatsapp Jokes - Vacant Seat in Fifa

Fifa Whatsapp Joke:

A man takes his seat at a FIFA world cup final.

He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat between himself & the next guy.

MAN: "who would ever miss the FIFA world cup final?"

GUY: "that was my wife's seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away."

MAN: "oh... that's terrible, and very sweet of you to have her here symbolically by having a vacant seat .. ..but these are expensive tickets;  couldn't you have brought another family member, friend or someone else with you?"

GUY: "no...they are all at her funeral!"

Men will be men.... :D

#FIFAFever..

Short Girl Joke - Girl Dumbness Jokes

Girl: Bhaiyya 10 rs. wali Maggi dena. Shopkeeper: Ye lo.
Girl: Kitne hue?:D :D :P

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इन आँधियों से कह दो कही और जाके चले ये
Mp हे । यहाँ तार हिलने से भी लाइट
चली जाती है ।

रोड भले बनने के दूसरे दिन ही उखड़ जाए मगर स्पीड ब्रेकर पता नहीं कौन से मटेरियल से बनाते है....!

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Baap of all jokes killer::

एक औरत अपनी जीभ पर कुमकुम चावल लगा रही थी।
पति-ये क्या कर रही हो?
पत्नी-आज परशुराम जयंती है, शस्त्र पूजन कर रही हूं

Student Topped in HSC - Got Funny Facebook Comments

A student topped HSC by scoring 99.6%.
These are the comments he got for the page that published it on Facebook.

Don't blame me if you die laughing. Welcome to internet.

"Don't publish this fact in newspaper. We have parents to answer

Itna to mere phone ka battery bhi charge nahi hota...

Ye ladka kalpanic hai iska vastav se koi sambandh nhi hai

Badhai ho....par aaj 8 saal ho gaye mere XII k results ko, aaj fir daant padi.

apsara pencil se likha ho tha to 0.4% bhi mil jate.........extra marks for good hand writing

Tu roadie nahi banega..U dont give ur 100% - Raghu

Mere purre graduation k 3 saal ka total bhi itna nai jitna tu ek exam mein laya hai kaminey..

Not a big deal...His tutor is Rajnikant

Congrats dude, you are the reason my parents have so many expectations.

Itna toh dettol, kitanu nai maarta...

See Sarthak, I dnt knw wat tough times u wuld hav gone thru.. lekin beta is tarah se padhaai pe gussa nahi nikalte..!!

Main toh agar apna paper khud check karta toh bhi itna marks nahi la paata"
:D :D :D :D

Height of Misunderstanding - Funny Whatsapp Joke

Height of misunderstanding:

A man marrying his own secretary thinking  that she will still follow his orders as before!!

:D :D :D
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सबसे छोटा जोक

सवाल -मैगी से जल्दी क्या बनता है
जवाब - बीबी का मुह
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क़ुदरत का सच

यदि आप फूलों पर  सो रहे हैं तो ये आप की first night है ।
और यदि फूल आप पर सो रहे है तो ये आप की last night हैं।

Santa and Jyotishi Whatsapp Message Latest Joke

Santa ek jyotishi ke paas apni kundli dikhane gaya.

Jyotishi :Tera naam Santa Singh hai?

Santa (impressed): Ji Maharaaj.

Jyotishi: Preeto teri biwi hai ?

Santa ( in admiring tone ): Ji, ji Maharaj..!

Jyotishi: Tujhe 2 ladkiyaan aur ladka hai?

Santa (haath jod kar, sar jhuka kar ) Ji haan Maharaj...!

Jyotish- Tune abhi 10 kilo chawal kharide hain?

Santa ( jyotishi ke paer chhoote huey ) Maharaj, tussi to antaryami ho...!

Jyotishi:

AGLI BAAR AANA TO..

KUNDLI LAANA..

RATION CARD NAHIN..! ! :p:p:p:p

100 Latest Shayari For Whatsapp and Facebook

Share senti shayaries to different Whatsapp group, this will be a record for your Whatsapp group.

Yeh lijiye tamaam group walo ke liye shayri ki bharmaar.....

Ab koi apna record tod ke dikhaeee................

100 SHAYARI .....enjoy

(1) Mohabbat mujhe thi usi se..Sanam.
Yadaon me uski yeh Dil tadpta raha ..
Maut bhi meri Chahat ko rok na saki..
Kabr me bhi yeh Dil Dhadkta raha.

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(2) Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi achcha sa phool hota to mali se
mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…
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(3) Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar
diya,
Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar
diya,
Hum Hosh me aane hi waale the,
ki Aapne fir se muskura diya.

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(4) Bina dard ke ansu bahaye nahi jate,
Bina pyar ke rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
E dost 1 baat yaad rakhna bina DIL diye
DIL paye bhi nahi jate.
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(5) Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha
Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki,
Hum to behosh youn hi ho jaate
Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki.

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(6) Badi Muddat se chaha hai tujhe,
bade Duaon se paya hai tujhe,
tujhe bhulane ki socho bhi to kaise,
Kismat ki Lakiron se churaya hai tujhe!
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(7) ek nazar teri kaher dhati hai,
ek teri chal lehrati hai,
dua dete hain hum jab tu aati jati hai,
girten hain log aur tu hasti jati hai…

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(8) Zindagi ek phool hai aur mohabbat us ka
shehed
Pyar Ek Dariya Hai, Aur Mehboob uski
sarhad.

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(9) Dil Ko Manana Gar Hota Aasaan,
Na Karta Kisi Ko Yun Ye Pareshaan,
Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Me,
Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Sake Bayaan.

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(10) Tapish Suraj Ki Hoti Hai, Jalna Zameen Ko
Parta Hai Qusur Aankhon Ka Hota Hai,
Tarapna Dil Ko Parta Hai.

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Funny Joke Husband Wife - Shaadi-Shuda Aurto ka Seminar

Husband Wife Joke:

Shaadi-shuda Aurto ka seminar chal raha tha.

Unse puchha gaya,

Aapne apne Husband
ko
‘I Love You’
last kab bola hai?

Kisi ne kaha aaj,
kisi ne kaha 2 din pehle
Aur
Kisi ne kaha 10 din pehle.

Fir unse kaha gaya k sab  Patniya apne pati ko Mobile se
‘I Love You’  Message karo abhi,
Jiska sabse accha reply aayega usay
Surprise Gift
Milega…

Sab wives ne ‘I Love You’ msg kar diya aur
.
Kuchh der baad Husbands k Reply kuchh iss tarah aaye…

1. Darling, tumhari tabiyat to theek hai na?
2. Ghar kharcha khatam ho gaya hai kya ???
3. Kahin tum Maiyke to nahin chali gayi ???
4. Aaj ghar pe khana nahin bana hai kya ???
5. Kya Matlab ???
6. Tum Sapne mein ho ya main sapna dekh raha hoon?
7. Kity party mein kisi ki Jewellery pasand aa gayi hai kya???
8. Office mein itna tension hai aur tujhe Romance sujh raha hai ???
9. Kitni baar mana kiya Serial mat dekha kar..!!
10. Aaj fir gaadi thok-ke aayi kya????

Finally jisko  Surprise Gift
Mila uska khatarnak reply ye tha....
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11) Kaun ???

:D :D :D :D