Our Santa wins English Quiz Contest With His Terrific Reply!
Who is the leader of Ducks?
Santa: Frog
Why?
Because Frog is Mainduck!
Santa: Frog
Why?
Because Frog is Mainduck!
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Santa in Police Station: Ye photos kiski hain?
Police officer: Yeh criminals ki jinko arrest karna hai.
SANTA: Jab photo li tab arrest kar lena tha na.=)
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Santa: Ye bata ki duniya me kitne desh hai?
Banta: Kar di na pagalo wali bat, duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA, baki sab to videsh hai!
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Santa: Saala kal raat 3 ghanta English film dekhi…
Na koi scene dikhi,
Na koi aawaz suni.
Na koi scene dikhi,
Na koi aawaz suni.
Friend: film ka naam kya tha?
Santa: "No Disc Inserted"
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Santa samundar me dahi dal raha tha
Banta-kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-lassi bana raha hu!
Banta-teri isi harkato se log humpe haste hai,
ab itni lassi kon piyega be?
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Teacher: Ganga, yamuna, Kaveri, Krishna, Bharat ki nadiyo k naam hai
to pakistan ki nadiyo k naam batao??
Pappu: "Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana, Sultana, Shabana
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