Santa ek jyotishi ke paas apni kundli dikhane gaya.
Jyotishi :Tera naam Santa Singh hai?
Santa (impressed): Ji Maharaaj.
Jyotishi: Preeto teri biwi hai ?
Santa ( in admiring tone ): Ji, ji Maharaj..!
Jyotishi: Tujhe 2 ladkiyaan aur ladka hai?
Santa (haath jod kar, sar jhuka kar ) Ji haan Maharaj...!
Jyotish- Tune abhi 10 kilo chawal kharide hain?
Santa ( jyotishi ke paer chhoote huey ) Maharaj, tussi to antaryami ho...!
Jyotishi:
AGLI BAAR AANA TO..
KUNDLI LAANA..
RATION CARD NAHIN..! ! :p:p:p:p
